Fourth of July is Upon us and almost time for run-a-muck I wanted to help u get in the mood with this fourth of July themed update. Take your time and ENJOY!!!
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10 Fourth of July Jokes and Riddles:
What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
From What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th